winjennster:
“ m-muscle-chan:
“ allthenamesilikearetaken:
“ sweet-cherry-fairy:
“ ladynorbert:
“ raisehelia:
“ nonespark:
“ strikercorbie:
“ g8dtier:
“ avodaco:
“ me when i get my student loan
”
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you...

winjennster:

m-muscle-chan:

allthenamesilikearetaken:

sweet-cherry-fairy:

ladynorbert:

raisehelia:

nonespark:

strikercorbie:

g8dtier:

avodaco:

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.

and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

image

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

He justifies leading me on for six months because he thinks I’m probably actually gay so my feelings for him were worth not as much. If only he owned up to doing a shitty thing I could accept it all. I’m sad he wrecked things with the other girl he was seeing by not breaking things off with me when he knew it wasn’t going to work, they would have been so sweet together.

cognitivevariance:
“ did-you-kno:
“ The Tone Analyzer is a website that lets you enter text, and then uses linguistic analysis to detect your social and emotional tone.
Now you guys can sound nicer when you send me messages.
Source
”
OK BUT WAIT
NOW...

cognitivevariance:

did-you-kno:

The Tone Analyzer is a website that lets you enter text, and then uses linguistic analysis to detect your social and emotional tone.

image

Now you guys can sound nicer when you send me messages.

Source

OK BUT WAIT

NOW people with anxiety disorders can check their email replies and applications and stuff to make sure we’re coming across the way we want to

Do you have any idea how important this is right now?
Making sure you sound right without having to ask a friend to proof read you?
This just made my life a whole lot easier.

OMG analyzing someone else’s text to see if you’re reacting appropriately?!?
To make sure you’re interpreting them the way they intended!

This is SO COOL

catandkitty:

unpaid internships are oppressive and should be illegal i’m not being cute or funny they are 100% designed to reward people with greater access to resources and i’m fundamentally opposed to hiring for unpaid labor every internship should be required to provide at least a nominal stipend

interpretivescreaming:
“manicpixiedeathwish:
“bluecaptions:
“ How focal length affects perspective.
”
also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos
”
This is seriously a life altering revelation
”

interpretivescreaming:

manicpixiedeathwish:

bluecaptions:

How focal length affects perspective.

also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos

This is seriously a life altering revelation

(Source: reddit.com)

just-shower-thoughts:

If an 18-Wheeler is a semi-truck, then what in the fuck is a full truck

I can help! I’m an apprentice commercial transport mechanic. In school they taught us it was because it is much smaller than a train.

How a Mexican Janitor Invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos

kingjaffejoffer:

Richard Montañez was born in Mexico and grew up in Guasti, a small town close to Ontario, California, picking grapes with this family. They would have dinner at the communal table in the kitchen they shared with six other families.

As a child, Richard had no idea that he was poor. “No one ever taught me what was on the other side of the tracks,” he says. And on his side of the tracks, the aspirations weren’t very high: Most of the kids he knew hoped to get a job at the town’s factory.

Richard had trouble learning English and he dropped out of high school because he couldn’t understand the teachers. Without a high school diploma, he got a job as a janitor at the Frito-Lay Rancho Cucamonga plant in California.

Richard came from humble beginnings and had modest ambitions (“No disrespect to anyone, but my dream was to drive the trash truck”) but that all changed when someone told him he could have bigger dreams. The president of the company sent a video message to his employees and “he told us to act like an owner,” says Richard. “I looked around and didn’t see a lot of reaction from my co-workers, but for me it was the opportunity to do something different. ”

One day, a machine broke in the assembly line, causing some Cheetos to not get dusted with the bright orange cheese powder, so Richard took some home and put chili powder on them. He created his own recipe for a spicier version of Cheetos that was inspired by a Mexican street snack called elote (corncob).

“I see the corn man adding butter, cheese, and chili to the corn and thought, what if I add chili to a Cheeto?” Richard remembers. His family, friends, and co-workers all loved the new creation and they encouraged him to tell the plant supervisors about it. Richard called the president and talked the secretary into putting his call through. Richard told him that he had an idea for a new product and he got a chance to give a demonstration.

“I had two weeks to prepare a presentation to company executives,” says Richard. He had never given a presentation before and knew nothing about marketing, so he and his wife went to the public library and copied a strategy from one of the business books. He bought a $3 tie, his first ever. (A neighbor helped him tie it.) He put the Cheetos in sample bags that he designed himself and he went to the meeting.

The company executives loved his idea and the Flamin’ hot line of products was born, including Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, which is Frito-Lay’s top selling snack. Today, Richard is the executive vice president of multicultural sales and community activation for PepsiCo’s North American divisions. He also helped influence Hispanic products and marketing promotions for KFC and Taco Bell.

“Latinos who have made it like myself have a responsibility to open doors to younger generations and teach them that they can do it,” says Richard, who provides college scholarships to young Latinos. He also gives back to the community through food, clothing, school supplies, and other services. “I do it because I can and I know what it is to be hungry.”

herunweddedhusband:

iammyfather:

Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”

Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said

(Source: abacot)